We asked Robert Zemeckis why there have never been plans for a sequel, and he replied, “You again? How did you get in my house?!” We have been sent a cease and desist.

By Shane Belling

Spoiler: 604 of those reasons are Smokey and Steamer.

By Matthew Sobellman

In our annual review of every scene from The Polar Express, we're once again looking at the "Rockin' on Top of the World" number, and I discovered that this Steven Tyler guy has apparently had an impressive recording career outside of The Polar Express.

By Louie Bellman

What if each train car is a sideways Tardis? What would you do then? Hmm?

By Jarrod Bellclough

There have been so many depictions of Santa's beard in movies and TV shows. Someone has got to compare all of them! Instead of doing that, I'm just going to write about Santa's beard in The Polar Express.

By Julia Gasbell

I have been informed that this beverage is familiar to people outside of our fandom, so finding this recipe was way easier than I thought it would be.

By Bell Cook

Did you ever consider how homelessness affects ghosts on magic Santa trains? Because you should and it doesn't.

By Katilyn Beller

I looked everywhere!

By Belly Horn

We are saddened to report that Tom Hanks isn't playing any of his 47 characters in The Polar Express anymore. Apparently, once a movie is finished, actors often stop playing the characters.

By Joe Belles

*Woman

By Drake LuBell

In this episode's one second of the soundtrack, Josh Groban starts singing the chorus to his hit song "Believe". Somehow, we talk about it a lot.

By Annabelle Strand

I promise this article won't get into marionettes too much since this isn't a puppet fansite. This is a puppet fansite.

By Bella Petunia

Some people don't realize that the events of The Polar Express are true. Unfortunately, this includes my wife, Staci Rosen, so I’ve asked her some questions about why she’s wrong.

By Ryan Roe

Help.

By Staci Rosen